Pakistan is even Funnier, Ha Ha
Pakistan is ‘The Great Fourth World’ somewhere in between Chelvistan and Slough. It was recently stripped of its status of ‘A Great Third World’ country, after a recent survey carried out by the United Nations Marketing Divison confirmed that it was not actually on this planet but from Mars.
The national motto of Pakistan is ‘Indians always kick our ass’
The capital of Pakistan is Bush’s butthole because everything the country needs comes from there. However United Nations Secretary General Coffee Banan(a) has recently sent UN city inspectors (armed with vaccum cleaners) to verify this.
The critical stage in the history of Pakistan’s development came last month when some one at the United Nations noticed a small country that had not been discovered yet. To their dismay, on closer inspection they discovered it was only Pakistan.
Realising that Pakistan was actually on a different planet both sides quitely withdrew and denied they where ever at war, with India removing is spaced based stones weapons and Pakistanis coming out of under their desks.
Pakistanis then begged USA for help. The then President of USA, ‘George Lucas’ agreed. This was mostly due to his love for Pakistani mud.
(Taken from Uncyclopedia.)
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one must have potential to critisize its opponent in favourable manner.India was partitioned just bcoz of extremist attitude of narrow minded hindus like sooraj.Pakistan is much progressive and better developed then poor india.I visited india last year.and i have seen how india is serviving.it is clear that within few years india will be further partitioned into Kasmir Bihar Tamil nadu West bengal Punjab Haryana and much more.The Dictatorship prevailing in india under the umbr4lla of so called democrary will finish india.india dont needs any enemy it will be selfdestruction.6th sep is celebrated as DEFENCE DAY IN PAKISTAN.bcoz on 6th sep 1965 Paklistan successfuly defended itself against the indian aggression.THts A BIG LESSON 4 INDIAN.PAKISTAN IS MUCH POWERFUL NOW>JAI PAKISTAN
Hey asshole don’t dare to comment on india.it is your fucking paki that creates trouble.you assholes didn’t learn from gujarat.you all fucking pimps and whores.
Listen to u all carrying on like two children, fighting about ‘my country is better than yours’ stop your swearing and foul language and have some respect will you? The person who wrote this article is clearly a very biased and misinformed individual. It is just this sort of rubbish that helps to continue the divide between our two great nations. For me India and Pakistan are equal and i Love Hidus just as I love my Pakistani people. Peace to all. x
th world.such a bloody bullshit by fucking sooooooraj.Poverty lavel in indi is greatest in the world.Aids victims are greatest in the world,Basically India belongs two